ScrewDriver- "Not tonight Honey, I have a headache"

Lilyruths"This and that, STRANGE FACTS:Canada Dry Ginger Ale-Drinking Dry ginger ale helps relieve an upset stomach. Ginger seems to absorb the gastric acid. LEGEND HOLDS that the screwdriver-a mixture of vodka and orange juice- was INVENTED by American engineer in the middle east when he stirred the concoction with a screwdriver.IN COLDEST REGIONS OF RUSSIA -Construction workers add vodka to the transmission fluid of gas-powered machines and vehicles to prevent transmission fluid from freezing when the temperature drops below zero degrees Faranheit..COFFEE:Drink a couple of cups of Coffee. Coffee acts as a vasoconstrictor, reducing the swelling of blood vessels that causes headache.. "Not tonight, I have a headache" is possibly the most well-known and well-used excuse of all time. Lilyruths this and that filled with all kinds of stuff, Old rememedies, weird facts etc. tell your friends to stop by and visit us. Tell Everyone to come by and to leave their comments. If you wish to exchange links or subscribe to my readers feeds then lets do it. I will subscribe to your readers feeds and add you onto my blog list if you will do the same.. Let me know..... Leave your Url and info here....

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This article was posted at Digital Forum and I had to post it because it is hard to believe so read on : In what is perhaps the most shocking announcement made in some time regarding the vast world of the Internet, a New York doctor has just released a very private "secret" he's been using since the earliest days of targeted paid advertising at search engines.He admitted without hesitation that he's gotten over $87 million in pay-per-click advertising over the last nearly 8 years at such search engines as Google, Overture, MSN, Yahoo and others, and resulting in his having amassed a $300 million fortune!In the past 2 years alone he's netted over $166 million as a result of what he calls a very simple "oversight" promoters online have altogether missed.So valuable this "oversight" has proven that he's finally decided to share it with the rest of us.And his timing couldn't be better!...- Since going public Google's ads haven't become any cheaper!- Other paid-for search engine advertising at large is rising faster than inflation can keep up!"Back in the day" even an affiliate could just go to some website, sign up free to sell some product (such as with Amazon stores or the vast ebooks at ClickBank) and then just place a small 4-line pay-per-click ad, fine tune it, and then sit back and make money on autopilot.But with rising costs this is getting much, much harder, and has literally seen the demise of many, many affiliate businesses go completely under.But now with the release of this New Englander's super-secret, webmasters, promoters, both big and small business owners, as well as affiliates with shoestring budgets are back in the game!When asked why he kept this "oversight" secret, the New Yorker responded "I knew I had a good thing, quite possibly a monopoly over any market I cared to try ... I made a success of 16 web businesses in less than a decade ... do you honestly blame me? ..."But now he's decided to share his know-how as he knows that doing so doesn't take a single dollar away from his $300 million fortune, and it won't cause widespread usage to the degree that it will even put a dent in search engine activity.To be sure the good doctor had the sense to consult several Internet experts and "macroeconomists" just to be on the safe side......Additionally, you should know that nothing about his secret either robs search engines (so you don't have to fear Google coming after you!) or is anything about it illegal in any other way.What you may even find strangely surprising about his secret is the fact that it actually "helps" search engines make even more money! (You'll have to see it for yourself to understand how this is actually possible!)So if you think you're smarter than most people, then here's your chance to prove it to everybody else! Just grab the good doctor's secret for yourself at:Affiliate link removed.............But I feel it only fair to warn you that this doctor fellow from New England is a tad eccentric and self-admittedly "moody" and he's threatened to withdraw this secret at some point soon without so much as a single day's notice ... (Northerners!)So if I were you I'd not take any chances because although he may keep it available for the next 2 months, he may also take it off the market just 2 days from now (and then you'll kick yourself saying "Dad-gummit! I knew I should have grabbed that when I had the chance!" ... so don't let this happen).Also keep this in mind...-----------------------------------How many times since the commercial release of the Worldwide-Web have you seen sudden "breakthroughs" of great fortune-making potential come and go where just a few people were in the right place at the right time to be able to take advantage of them? -- You're right ... very, very few.So don't overlook this email as it may very well prove to be one of the most influential and important ones you've ever received...
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Where's the Money

TRENTON, N.J. - A $469,000 payroll error at a New Jersey company has earned an Illinois man a date with police. Anthony Armatys of Palatine, Ill., was arrested Wednesday on theft charges after allegedly receiving electronic payroll bank deposits from a New Jersey company he never worked for, authorities said.

Officials at Avaya Inc., a telecommunications provider located in Basking Ridge, discovered checks had been mistakenly direct deposited into his account for nearly five years, according to the Somerset County Prosecutor's Office.

Armatys, 34, had accepted a position with Avaya years ago, authorities said, but he rescinded the acceptance before he ever started working. However, a system error resulted in checks being deposited into Armatys' bank account from the fall of 2002 to March of 2007, when the company discovered the error, officials said.

During that time, Armatys collected more than $469,000 in pay and even withdrew approximately $1,900 from his company retirement account administered by Fidelity Investments, authorities said.

Somerset County Prosecutor Wayne Forrest said it took investigators 11 months to do a thorough investigation, which resulted in the time gap between the discovery of the error and Armatys' arrest.

"The investigation had to be done, records had to be obtained, the list goes on," he said.

Armatys, who was awaiting extradition to New Jersey on Wednesday, was charged with one count of theft by deception; his bail was set at $50,000.

Commander Kurt Schroeder of the Palatine Police Department in Illinois said Armatys was taken to Cook County Jail in Chicago and would likely have an extradition hearing on Thursday. He did not know if Armatys had retained a lawyer yet.

Dog Poop Shoe Prints Lead to Arrest

DURHAM, N.C. (AP) - Dog isn't this man's best friend. Josue Herrios-Coronilla, 18, drove his black Camaro on the wrong side of the road Wednesday and crashed into the yard of man who owns four dogs, police said.

Police found crushed bushes, a damaged fence, an inoperable car - and a fresh shoe print in a pile of dog feces.

Following an odoriferous trail down the street, Sgt. Dale Gunter noticed a white van driving toward him. When he asked the passenger to step out, he noticed the smell of alcohol on the man's breath and evidence all over his shoes.

Herrios-Coronilla was charged with driving while impaired and drinking underage and released on $1,500 bail. He could not immediately be reached for comment.

How can I do more with Links

I was having a problem not being able to link back to my Blog. Links was giving me the trouble because not knowing alot about computer codes and scripts and stuff like that. I looked all over the internet and even asked some of my friends if they could help me solve a problem I was having concerining Links which it seems they could not help me out or they did not understand the way I explained the problem, finally after days of searching and finding no help I finally found what I was looking for and being as I had so much trouble locating this information I thought it be nice if I passed it on to some of you new bloggers who like me have trouble with Links and their codes,so I do hope this article will be of help to many of you who like me do not know alot about links. I also invite your comments.I do hope tis will be of help I know it was big help to me. How can I do more with links?
Note: These tips can be used when you are directly editing the HTML of a post or template. They won't work with the Link List widget of Layouts.

The HTML for a basic link looks like this: TEXT

With this code, someone looking at your webpage will see the word or words you have as the TEXT. This text will be highlighted, and when clicked on, the browser window will go to the address specificed by the URL.

You can also create a link that people can use to email you. In the example above, just replace the http:// with mailto: and use your email address in place of the URL. It would looks something like this: Email me!

Sometimes, you may want to link to another webpage, but have it open in a new browser window, leaving the original webpage open beneath it. To do this, you can just add target="_blank" to the link. This tells the browser to make a new, blank window for the link. The link would then look like this: TEXT

Let me know if this is helpful?

I welcome Blog exchange Links

Today, I have decided to welcome exchange links for my blog and also I wish to exchange Subscribe Feeds. I will subscribe to your feeds and you subscribe to mine which is http://feeds.feedburner.com/LilyruthsThisAndThatFriendlyCottageYourPetsAreWelcome , that means I will put yours to my blogroll and I will Subscribe to your feeds.

I think thats really good to let more and more people to visit and read your blog and get to know each other and share opions and views. So I do hope all fo my friends and also the rest of the blog communities will leave me a comment here if the wish to exchange links with me or feeds.