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May 27, 2007

SOME MORE CORNY JOKLES

  • Since this blog is about a little of this and a little of that. I thought I'd best include some humor, so here are two corny jokes that I heard and now I will share with you and hope it will brings smiles and laughs. A man walked into a bar and asks the bartender " If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender agrees. The man reaches into his pockets and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches inot his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles and proceeds to play the blues. After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you a better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the night?" The bartender agrees thinking there could be not better trick then the one he just did. Then the man reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a small bull-frog, who begins to sing along with the rats music. While the man's enjoying his free drinks, a stranger confronts him and offers him 10,000.00 dollars for the bull-frog. "Sorry the man replies, "hes not for sale. The stranger increases the offer to 100,000.00 cash up front. "no" he insists, "hes not for sale.. The stranger increases his offer to 5000,000.00 cash and the man finally agrees, and turns over the bull-frog to the stranger in exchange for the money. "Are you crazy?" the bartender hollers. That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere 5000,00.00"Don't worry about it." the man answered. " The frog was nothing special. You see, the rats a ventriloquists." (ha.ha,ha,ho,ho,ho,ha,ha) ho, hee,hee,ha,) I hope you enjoyed that bit of humor and I hope you will enjoy this next one also... ......... A guy gets set up on a blind date and he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurant to make a good impression. The waiter approaches the table and asks to take their order. The lady begins ordering practically everything on the menu, shrimp cocktail, pate, Caesar Salad, lobster, crepes Suzette, with no regard to the price. The guy is getting very upset, as he never thought she would order so much. She then stops, and looks across at him, and asks, "What do you suggest I wash it down with?" "Well my dear, I can think of nothing so fitting as the Mississippi River." (ha,ha,ha,ha,ho,ho,ho,he,hee,hee,) ( That's all folks)

2 comments:

mark said...

I love jokes and enjoyed the one about the rat it was great. Hope you will make us laugh somemore.

Anonymous said...

They were corney but cute. Tellus some more corney jokes? smile