Good Ole Folks Sex and Humor

Lilyruths"This and that friendly cottage" Being as this blog is about a little of this and that, I decided to hopefuly put smiles on your faces or maybe even bring out the laughter in you. I hope you all enjoy tis bit of humor... The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?

We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”

“Yes, she says, “I remember it well.”

“OK,” he says, “How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?”

“Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!”

There’s a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself.

He thinks, “I’ve got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble.” So he follows them.

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.

Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.

This goes on for about ten minutes. Both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. He thinks, I’ve got to ask them what their secret is.

As the couple passes, he says to them, “Excuse me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?”

The old man says, “Fifty years ago that fence was not an electric fence. ”

SOME MORE CORNY JOKLES

• Since this blog is about a little of this and a little of that. I thought I'd best include some humor, so here are two corny jokes that I heard and now I will share with you and hope it will brings smiles and laughs. A man walked into a bar and asks the bartender " If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender agrees. The man reaches into his pockets and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches inot his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles and proceeds to play the blues. After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you a better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the night?" The bartender agrees thinking there could be not better trick then the one he just did. Then the man reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a small bull-frog, who begins to sing along with the rats music. While the man's enjoying his free drinks, a stranger confronts him and offers him 10,000.00 dollars for the bull-frog. "Sorry the man replies, "hes not for sale. The stranger increases the offer to 100,000.00 cash up front. "no" he insists, "hes not for sale.. The stranger increases his offer to 5000,000.00 cash and the man finally agrees, and turns over the bull-frog to the stranger in exchange for the money. "Are you crazy?" the bartender hollers. That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere 5000,00.00"Don't worry about it." the man answered. " The frog was nothing special. You see, the rats a ventriloquists." (ha.ha,ha,ho,ho,ho,ha,ha) ho, hee,hee,ha,) I hope you enjoyed that bit of humor and I hope you will enjoy this next one also... ......... A guy gets set up on a blind date and he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurant to make a good impression. The waiter approaches the table and asks to take their order. The lady begins ordering practically everything on the menu, shrimp cocktail, pate, Caesar Salad, lobster, crepes Suzette, with no regard to the price. The guy is getting very upset, as he never thought she would order so much. She then stops, and looks across at him, and asks, "What do you suggest I wash it down with?" "Well my dear, I can think of nothing so fitting as the Mississippi River." (ha,ha,ha,ha,ho,ho,ho,he,hee,hee,) ( That's all folks)