Weird warning Labels

Have you ever come across a weird warning label that just did not make sense? well I found some on the web that I thought were real weird and strange and yet funny so I hope you all always read your warining labels on your pill bottles no matter what they say be careful about what you read make sure you make good sense out of it................................" Fools do not Open" "If you cannot read (...) warnings, do not use this product"............................................................... "Use care when operating a car (...)" (on a bottle of dog's pills) "Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level" (found on a jetsky user manual) ..............................................................."Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw" "All ranges can tip if you or child stand sit or lean on open door" (on an oven)............................................ "Caution: Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle" (On a Bellsouth Yellow Pages for Augusta)............................................ "Do not iron" (on a lottery ticket)........................................................................... "Machine can fall over and cause serious injury or death" (on a vending machine)........................................................ "Do not use for personal hygiene" (on Scrubbing Bubbles Fresh Brush)........................................... Source: The Web Lilyruths"This and that friendly cottage" Pets welcomed. "Old folks remedies, to cure what ailes you.. find it here. You can leave your COMMENTS, your likes or dislikes,"this and that" Speak about anything is what this cottage is all about! Tell your friends. about "Lilyruths "And SUBSCRIBE to my Readers Feeds: http://feeds.feedburner.com/LilyruthsThisAndThatFriendlyCottageYourPetsAreWelcomed